Blowing out your colon. Funny bathroom stories.

21 Apr

There’s nothing better. Then finally getting to use the bathroom. After you’ve been holding that bad boy back, for hours. You know the feeling. When your body actually hurts, because you’ve been squeezing your ass muscles for so long. And when you finally sit down. It shoots out like shotgun. Like a soda that has’ been shaken up for 20 minutes.. I remember working on the construction field. I always seemed to get stuck on the sites. Where the port a potty looked like a group of wild apes had a party inside of it. Shit on the seat. Piss on the walls. And the kind of smell that made your nose hair sizzle. I swear I’d rather hold it. Or shit in the woods, if one was around. Then even consider plopping a loaf out in the port a potty. I learned fast that a empty drywall bucket. Was more sanitary then the shit covered spot a pot. I’ll tell you what else disgusts me. Have you went over someones house, and asked to use the bathroom ? Only to find a log the size of a Big Mac floating around in their. I know I should just flush it, and forget it. But for some reason I can’t. It’s just one of those things that makes me nauseated. I swear, one time I saw an old lady pick up a pile of hers’ dog shit. With no gloves or nothing !!! I almost vomited. Some things I will never be able to understand. Anyway I put a pretty funny ass video I did. Click on the link on the bottom to check it out. I can guarantee you never heard a story/poem like this before. Until next time. B good, and have a good day………………… Remember to check out the video link on the bottom.


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