I have always had my doubts about dating websites. Honestly I never used one. Mainly because I’m 200 lbs. of twisted steel, and sex appeal. I’m so hot that you can put a slice of cheese, and two pieces of bread on my ass. And cook up a grilled cheese sandwich. But on the serious note. In todays’ world. You never know. Like the match me up with the perfect person. If there’s some guy out there who has a freaky sexually fetish. Do you think he’s going to post it ? Like loves to have children sit on his lap, masturbates when driving by farm land. Or gets an erection when holding a butchers knife. See these things are the stuff people keep on the down low. And lets’ just say a woman writes. Likes romantic movies, Barry Manilow, and going to the Theater. There’s not going to be any real matches. Maybe a lesbian, or some gay dude, but if she wants the ram rod. That’s not going to do. The only guys who would respond. Would be some desperate freak, someone who’s hoping to get his green card approved, or someone who thinks you’d look better as a sex slave locked in his closet. Don’t think there’s not ex-cons on those sites too. Imagine going out with a guy who is a burglar, and you didn’t know it. After a passionate night of love making. You think you found the one. Only to find out that the one has ripped off your T.V. And you thought he screwed you last night. He really screwed you at 4 A.M. You allowed him to bust a nut, and get some cash to take the next girl out. I’ll bet you never been fucked that hard before. I look at it like this. We live in a world where you can’t trust the Pope to baby sit your kid. And where politicians aren’t any better then whiskey drinking, trash talking, butt nuggets. So to trust some ass munch on a dating site, isn’t going to be your smartest move. Believe it or not. This is one of my more serious posts. I just truly believe that this topic should get more exposure. If you want to read some funny, weird, and insane stories. Please check out some of my posts. Thanks for stopping by, and have a good 1. Please feel free to sub.
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