The Ultimate Asshole Guide

22 Mar
How to make an ultimate ass out of yourself. I have looked back on my life, and realized that I am a master in this subject. I have learned that the #1 way to make an ass out of yourself. Begins like this. It has been about 15 beers and 10 – 12 shots since the night began. You find yourself staggering along some stage singing Don Mcleans “American Pie” on karaoke. After you slur the words of the song you fall down the stairs and yell “SONOVA BITS”. You find yourself in the middle of an argument. As you began to cry to some stranger about something that happened to you 15 years ago. Even though your slurring so bad no one can understand you. You then stagger to the bathroom, as a group of people laugh at you. In a fit of drunken rage you smash a bunch of stuff. The next thing you know your in the police station with vomit all on your clothes.
That was probably my most ultimate asshole moment. If you are curious I do not drink anymore. I actually have a son, and am actually a good Father. Financially I could be better, but I do my best. There are several everyday ways to make an ultimate ass out of yourself. Such as getting in a vicious argument in the middle of a store that you go to all the time. Blaming someone at a gas station for short changing you. Only to find out that you are the one who was wrong. Finding that your zipper is down, and you are free balling (wearing no underwear). There are so many ways to make an ultimate ass out of yourself. Feel free to share your ultimate ass moment. I thank you for reading this, and I hope you stop by again. Please visit one of my creative new websites for some cool new entertainment. I know that there are alot of awesome sites. Like facebook, twitter, myspace, and stumbleupon, but my sites are pretty original. You never know what you might find.
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