The shit that killed

23 Feb

I wasn’t sure how it was possible, but apparently you can actually die from taking a poop.  To be honest several people die every year from poop related causes. I’ve had my moments when I would squeeze and squeeze. Just to produce a nugget the size of a prune. That squeezing can actually kill you. Apparently it’s possible to squeeze your ass checks so hard that it gives you a heart attack. Makes you never want a bad case of constipation, huh ? Another way that the drop and squat can kill you…. twisted colon (be a good name for a band). Do you remember the Bee – Gee’s ? You know “Staying Alive”. That one guy Maurice Gibb that’s how he died. He pushed that piece crap through his bowels so hard that he twisted his colon. I would guess the bacteria from the intestines got in his blood stream and killed him. I actually worked with guy who had a sunflower seed shell scratch his intestinal wall. It didn’t kill him, but he was in the hospital for 3 or 4 weeks. I never really thought that taking a dump could be so tragic. So if you read this post remember …. no over squeezing, just let it glide out naturally. Don’t blow out your heart or twist your fragile colon just because your backed up. Take some Metamucil or something. Besides I know I’m going to die someday, but I don’t want to be found pants down on the toilet. – Buy from the blue monkey and save money. – Just weird – Just another blog

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