A new S.T.D. “Blue Waffle”. Making sex scary. Don’t lick it or stick it.

6 Apr

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Growing up. I remember joking a lot about sex, and sexually related issues. Back then it was all fun and games. Now a days though. They have shit out there that will shrivel your dick up. I’ve been hip to herpes, genital warts, H.I.V., and all kinds of stuff like that. The other day however. I heard of something new. My Brother dared me to Google “blue waffle”. Honestly I thought it was going to be some kind of new meal from Denny’s’. Boy I was wrong. Upon clicking the search. I found myself nauseated. I learned that all waffles were not good for eating. Apparently a “blue waffle” is nothing more then an infected, overused vagina. It was called the whore monger disease. If it is or isn’t. I don’t know. I do know that no matter how hot a girl is. If she’s got a “blue waffle” Daddy aint hungry. It was something that I wouldn’t want anywhere near my meat-stick. It was like a Halloween mask for a vagina. Puss and mumps all over, and it did have a bluish tint to it. I use to like the idea of being a stud. I’m starting to change my mind. It doesn’t matter anymore how someone looks. Lurking in between those legs could be a deadly weapon. The last thing I want to do is disfigure my penis. Having to wake up one morning. Walking into the bathroom. Next thing you know your grabbing a bumpy penis, and pissing out shit that looks like vanilla pudding. Nothing says affection like an erection with an infection. Try telling that to your girl. Just like everything else in this world you are not safe. Got to watch out for guns, drugs, hate crimes, war, and even rotten vagina. What the hell is wrong with this place ? Thanks for stopping by. Remember if anyone asks you if you want a “blue waffle”. JUST SAY NO.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

11 Responses to “A new S.T.D. “Blue Waffle”. Making sex scary. Don’t lick it or stick it.”

  1. Joane September 25, 2010 at 12:40 am #

    ahahaha that up there actually made me piss my self laughing “daddy aint hungry” …

    roses are red
    your waffle is blue
    go get that checked out
    or no sex for you!

    kaypeace ;)

    • smspang September 27, 2010 at 11:36 pm #

      Thanks. I try to write stupid, crazy shit. Mainly because I need to laugh. But I’m glad you liked it. I enjoyed Your little poem too.

  2. CoC0 901 November 7, 2010 at 12:43 am #

    It just shows you that everything that looks good aint good fa ya! BE CAREFULL….THat’S REAL!

  3. jessie November 30, 2010 at 8:43 am #

    omg this story is the shit.

  4. Blue Waffle March 9, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    Oh yeah its nasaty…

  5. blue waffle March 12, 2011 at 10:53 am #

    can dudes get blue waffle?

    • smspang June 28, 2011 at 5:01 am #

      Honestly man. I have no idea. But I wouldn’t want to test that theory out.

  6. Srhgrl June 25, 2011 at 12:26 am #

    Oh dear God…I googled it….I threw up…I still feel sick. And you never know just whos legs that nastiness is lurking between…

  7. hot December 3, 2011 at 2:55 am #

    Lmao but so tru

  8. Courtney December 19, 2012 at 7:50 am #

    Will you take my hand in marriage? Not only does your poetic elocution have me toppled over with laughter, but you’ve left me hankering for more. I’ve never stumbled across someone who has a way with words so similar to my own. The only blue waffle I’ve ever had, had blueberries in it and was served with syrup. ;)

    • smspang November 10, 2013 at 3:33 am #

      I apologize for the slow response. I actually stopped writing due to work hours getting ridiculous (like 60 hrs a week). Then I wasn’t sure if anyone was even checking out my stuff. If you are still around. Then i would be happy to start back up my stories. I actually kind of miss writing them anyway. Thank you for your kind words:)

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