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The shit that killed
23 FebI wasn’t sure how it was possible, but apparently you can actually die from taking a poop. To be honest several people die every year from poop related causes. I’ve had my moments when I would squeeze and squeeze. Just to produce a nugget the size of a prune. That squeezing can actually kill you. Apparently it’s possible to squeeze your ass checks so hard that it gives you a heart attack. Makes you never want a bad case of constipation, huh ? Another way that the drop and squat can kill you…. twisted colon (be a good name for a band). Do you remember the Bee – Gee’s ? You know “Staying Alive”. That one guy Maurice Gibb that’s how he died. He pushed that piece crap through his bowels so hard that he twisted his colon. I would guess the bacteria from the intestines got in his blood stream and killed him. I actually worked with guy who had a sunflower seed shell scratch his intestinal wall. It didn’t kill him, but he was in the hospital for 3 or 4 weeks. I never really thought that taking a dump could be so tragic. So if you read this post remember …. no over squeezing, just let it glide out naturally. Don’t blow out your heart or twist your fragile colon just because your backed up. Take some Metamucil or something. Besides I know I’m going to die someday, but I don’t want to be found pants down on the toilet.
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sex with cartoons. Animated sexual attraction. I want the scoop on Betty Boop.
19 FebAlien abductions and anal probes. When martians attack. Sexually
18 FebDarth Vaders penis ? Star Wars Sith Lord loses penis. Poor Anikan Skywalker.
17 FebMy son is a big Star Wars fan, so I’ve watched them a good amount. My question is if Darth Vader lost his manhood in the lava after the fight with obi wan kenobi. I mean in general he was a good guy and yeah he wacked out, but he eventually became really pissed off. I came to the conclusion that his lack of sex made him become a monster. I mean yeah he had a cool lightsaber, and he could use the force to strangle people without even touching them. Even if he could use that force to give a woman an orgasm without even touching them. He still couldn’t get his man off. I know that if my penis was burned up in a pit of lava I’d be a pissed off bastard too. Lord Vader ended up being a pale ugly bastard, but even pale ugly bastards can atleast get a prostitute. No dick, nothing to stick, made Darth Vader an angry sith lord. I would guess his balls were burned off too, so I guess his sex drive wasn’t at an all time high. I don’t know I saw some You Tube video on the subject and I just stared to wonder. If you had the powers of the force and someone burned off your balls in a seething hot pot of lava. How would you handle it ?
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